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Southern Ways
Giggles
Language of the Fan
My South
Southern Girls The Magnolias
Swine Stuff & Sites
Notice to Nawthun Folk
Mistique of the Fan
Desiderata


  • Southern girls know bad manners when they see them:
    Drinking straight out of a can.
    Not sending thank you notes.
    Velvet after February.
    White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.

  • Southern girls know the three types of school:
    Ballroom,
    Ballet,
    Charm.

  • Southern girls appreciate their natural assets:
    Dewy skin.
    A winning smile.
    That unforgettable, Southern drawl.

  • Southern girls know their manners:
    "Yes, ma'am."
    "Yes, sir."
    "Why, no, Billy!"

  • Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:
    "Y'all come back now, you heah?"
    "Well, bless your heart."
    "Drop by when you can."
    "How's your mother?"
    "Love your hair."
    "Well, I'll swawnee"

  • Southern girls don't sweat....they glisten.

  • Southern girls know their summer weather report:
    Humidity
    Humidity
    Humidity

  • Southern girls have more fun than should be allowed.

  • Southern girls know their three R's:
    Rich
    Richer
    Richest

  • Southern girls know their vacation spots:
    The Beach
    The Beach
    The Beach

  • Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August:
    Summer tans
    Wide brimmed hats
    Strapless sun dresses

  • Southern girls know everybody's first name:
    Honey
    Darlin'
    Sugah

  • Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:
    Gone With the Wind
    Fried Green Tomatoes
    Driving Miss Daisy
    Steel Magnolias

  • Southern girls know their religions:
    Baptist
    Methodist
    Football

  • Southern girls know the seasons:
    Recruiting
    Spring Training
    Practice
    Football
    Needlework

  • Southern girls know their country breakfasts:
    Red-eye gravy
    GRITS
    Country ham
    Mouth watering, homemade buttered biscuits

  • Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
    Memphis
    Richmond
    Charleston
    Savannah
    Birmingham
    N'awlins'

  • Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen:
    Men in uniform.
    Men in tuxedos.
    Rhett Butler, of course.

  • Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl.

  • Southern girls know their prime real estate:
    The Mall
    The Country Club
    The Beauty Salon

  • Southern girls can teach anyone to flirt ....
    Slowly lower your eyelashes.
    Listen carefully to everything he says.
    Speak r-e-a-l slow.

  • Southern girls know the three deadly sins:
    Bad hair
    Bad manners
    Bad blind dates

  • Southern girls know men may come and go,
    but best friends are fo'evah!

  • Now you run along, Sugah, and tell other
    Girls
    Raised
    In
    The
    South


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