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Lady at Table

Some things mean more spoken in a Southern Drawl
  • "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."

  • "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."

  • "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

  • "Have a cup of coffee. It's already been saucered and blowed."

  • "She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm."

  • "It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."

  • "My cow died last night so I don't need your bull."

  • "Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining."

  • "He's as country as cornflakes."

  • "This is gooder'n grits."

  • "Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."

  • "If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."